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Saturday, 19 January 2013

The Jonathan Ross Show Season 4 Episode 3 Kimberley Walsh Madness Preview

The Jonathan Ross Show Season 4 Episode 3 Kimberley Walsh Madness Preview It was almost two years since the host of the original show left the BBC, ending his original talk show and The Film Programme, so it was good to see him in an all new chat show on ITV.

 Jonathan Ross here gives us his usual charming and comedic persona, it no longer has Four Poofs and a Piano and it has the breaks in between talking to the guests, but it is still a reasonable version of what we are used to. It is still the same format, three guests and a musical act for the end, jokes about gadgets and the week's news at the beginning and before introducing each guest, and Ross still being a great chat show host. Guests on the show have included Sarah Jessica Parker, Lewis Hamilton, Adele, Benedict Cumberbatch, The Saturdays, Alan Carr, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Hugh Jackman, Stephen Fry, Peter Kay, Will Young, Dame Helen Mirren, Harry Hill, Louie Spence, Kasabian, Alan Partridge (Steve Coogan), Ewan McGregor, Gary Barlow, Tulisa Contostavlos, Cee Lo Green, Lee Evans, Jamie Oliver, Lady Gaga, Seth Rogen, Will Ferrell (video), Michael BublĂ©, David Walliams, Coldplay, Michael Sheen, Miranda Hart, Noel Gallagher and many more. Very good!

Any evening with Jonathan Ross now means to me his wit in first hassling and upsetting with carefully chosen words a 78 year old man by phone and then suggesting he and Russell Brand should house-break and masturbate him while he slept as a way to say sorry for making obscene phone calls to him. Kinky! And illegal. For a really big laugh maybe next time he should try it on someone he knows well, like his Boss? Or a follower of Abu Hamza? Would he be amused if someone had done it to one of his daughters? Over all the years I've perhaps seen less than 30 minutes of BBC Star Man Ross's chat show because I find him so loathsome, some of the guests I saw were OK though - probably most of them who ever appeared were OK for all I know. As a chat show it seems pretty poor though – what's so chatty about asking Tory leader David Cameron on this TV programme whether he ever masturbated to photographs of Margaret Thatcher? He chatted up Gwyneth Paltrow by simply asking her if she wanted to f*** him. However, Ross's yob mentality was finally totally exposed with the above revelations, and I thought I'd take the opportunity to warn the few decent folk around the world who might not know just how vile this man is and to steer clear of him and his - unless you think all comedy should be "edgy" ie obscene/vacuous. We're not yet all the same here, although British TV is jettisoning all standards.

In October 2008 Ross with fellow tosser Russell Brand made a series of premeditated sexual obscene phone calls to Andrew Sachs' answer-phone (Manuel from Fawlty Towers), had it broadcast as intended on BBC national radio against Sachs' request and then tried to get Sachs' granddaughter to burn the evidence in case they got prosecuted. A significant number of people over here (probably most of them non BBC license fee payers) found it hilarious and/or that the national scandal had been overblown, but many people apparently still knew right from wrong and 42,851 eventually complained to BBC about the incident. Many unrighteous media fools and others snickered about these 42,851 never having heard the radio programme (and never wanting to) - using their argument they presumably also consider an event such as the Holocaust justified because at the time relatively few people complained to the media, and none of us here now should be horrified by it because we weren't there. The 2 BBC producers initially involved in passing it for broadcast thought it was "very funny and brilliant" comedy and only 2 people complained about Brand's radio programme at the time - which I'm afraid only indicated the moral level his 400,000 weekly listeners had sunk to with the help of BBC expertise. Highly moral BBC tried and failed to use it in mitigation in the later OFCOM investigation. Roll over Aristotle, tell Lord Reith the news! Sachs' agent complained to BBC but was ignored by them until a Tory national newspaper got hold of the story. The penalty for any ordinary pervert doing this would normally be sacking and prosecution, maybe even prison, but while Brand and the Head of BBC Radio 2 were both eventually ordered to resign the multi-millionaire Ross was given a 12 week holiday by BBC's Boss (I suppose that he asked Ross's permission first though if he could dock Ross's pay by £1,500,000, to prevent him from suing) to come back to this programme afresh in 2009 before his contract runs out. All that time to think of more smut and/or more insulting witlessness for his 4,000,000 viewers to admire - but at least he could still chortle his way to the bank as usual to keep his spirits up. But who knows: maybe in the future after the slimy British film & TV industries have comforted him for the moral stance taken by the 42,851 and showered him with awards he will become a Sir for his services to Perversion by the perverts in Government. At the least I'm glad this pair of edgy deviants have signed up with other perverted commercial TV and radio stations, so hopefully I won't be paying for their flouting the law and spouting illegal obscenities in the future. In 2009 OFCOM fined British TV license-fee payers £150,000 for this "sorry" affair - Thanks Ross for offering to pay! Not.

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