Jerseylicious Season 5 Episode 1 preview New Jersey has often been touted as the butthole of the east coast, but
in recent years it's gained a massive resurgence due mainly to the MTV
reality show Jersey Shore, which highlighted several early twenties
youths from the garden state whose national pastime consists of pumping
iron, doing laundry and getting tanned. And lots of sex, tons of sex.
Now this version of Jersey follows a mother and daughter who own a
beauty salon (the Gatsby) and their illogical team of hairstylists and
nail professionals.
Why is it that i cannot look away, it's like watching someone feed applesauce to a beached whale with a huge spoon. Over the top makeup, super tight, super skimpy, high-heeled, fake nailed, fake tanned, fake titties, fake personalities and fake boobs, oh wait i already mentioned that. In one episode sometimes lead make-up artist Olivia contemplates getting her boobs done because shes sick of stuffing chicken cutlets into her bra (Gorden Ramsey would shut her down in two seconds) and in some kind of divine intervention she breaks down, and falls back on the flimsy false truth of her stuffed basket, decides not to get the surgery. You know all these woman are naturally beautiful, they wouldn't have to do much at all to hi-lite their looks, but instead every woman on this show looks like a cross between C C Deville and any member of Faster Pussycat! Really they all look like drag queens and or eighties glam metal rejects. I give the show nine stars due to the head scratching effect of all these catty, superficial hags.
Why is it that i cannot look away, it's like watching someone feed applesauce to a beached whale with a huge spoon. Over the top makeup, super tight, super skimpy, high-heeled, fake nailed, fake tanned, fake titties, fake personalities and fake boobs, oh wait i already mentioned that. In one episode sometimes lead make-up artist Olivia contemplates getting her boobs done because shes sick of stuffing chicken cutlets into her bra (Gorden Ramsey would shut her down in two seconds) and in some kind of divine intervention she breaks down, and falls back on the flimsy false truth of her stuffed basket, decides not to get the surgery. You know all these woman are naturally beautiful, they wouldn't have to do much at all to hi-lite their looks, but instead every woman on this show looks like a cross between C C Deville and any member of Faster Pussycat! Really they all look like drag queens and or eighties glam metal rejects. I give the show nine stars due to the head scratching effect of all these catty, superficial hags.
Seven stylists work at the Gatsby Salon in Central
New Jersey, where they makeover customers, flaunt their distinct style,
and gossip with customers. The stylists include: Gayle and Christy, who
are the mother/daughter team running this salon and trying to open
a new location; Olivia, who is a makeup artist trying to make it on her
own; Tracy, who is an overly confident stylist battling Olivia for
attention and the same man; GiGi, who is a down-to-earth stylist
dreaming of having a big Italian wedding -- even though she's not
engaged; Alexa, who is known as The Glam Fairy; and Anthony, the only
male stylist, who's just trying to make ends meet for his growing
family. Get ready for big drama, big families, and very big hair!
